Anonymous said: What do you do for a living, if you don't mind me asking? I know you've said before that you don't have a college degree, so I was wondering if you were living comfortably and, if so, how you managed to navigate the working world. How did you get the job you have, how to move up the ladder, etc. from your perspective.

kingjaffejoffer:

Correct, I don’t have a college degree. 

I’m a very successful small business owner who runs a cleaning service. Because I didn’t have a college degree it was initially very difficult getting things started and I was having trouble getting a loan to open my first store. A city bus ended up damaging some property I had, and I used the money from that settlement to kickstart my business. 

My significant other Louise helped me out a lot. It took a whole lot of trying just to get up the hill, you know? Now we’re up in the big leagues, and I feel like its our turn to bat. Business has gone so well that we were able to move to the East side of town. 

It’s been a long winding road, but I feel like we finally have a piece of the pie. 

😩😩😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 i am criiiiiiiiiiiine!

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ras-al-ghul-is-dead:

A silent protest in Love Park, downtown Philadelphia orchestrated by performance artists protesting the murder of Michael Brown in Ferguson. The onslaught of passerby’s  wanting to take photos with the statue exemplifies the disconnect in American society.  Simply frame out the dead body, and it doesn’t exist.  

Here are some observations by one of the artists involved in the event:

I don’t know who any of these folks are.

They were tourists I presume.

But I heard most of what everything they said. A few lines in particular stood out. There’s one guy not featured in the photos. His friends were trying to get him to join the picture but he couldn’t take his eyes off the body.

"Something about this doesn’t feel right. I’m going to sit this one out, guys." "Com’on man… he’s already dead."

(Laughs.)

There were a billion little quips I heard today. Some broke my heart. Some restored my faith in humanity. There was an older white couple who wanted to take a picture under the statue.

The older gentleman: “Why do they have to always have to shove their politics down our throats.” Older woman: “They’re black kids, honey. They don’t have anything better to do.”

One woman even stepped over the body to get her picture. But as luck would have it the wind blew the caution tape and it got tangle around her foot. She had to stop and take the tape off. She still took her photo.

There was a guy who yelled at us… “We need more dead like them. Yay for the white man!”

"One young guy just cried and then gave me a hug and said ‘thank you. It’s nice to know SOMEBODY sees me.’

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kingjaffejoffer:

I hate when people post pictures of their plate after they’ve already eaten 80-90% of it.

What reaction are you expecting to receive exactly?

"GOOD BOY, YOU ATE ALL YOUR VEGETABLES"

"mmmmm look at those scraps of fat and gristle you didn’t want marinating in a pool of grease"

"half chewed morsels! yummaaaaay"

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maliciousmelons:

when you are in a hurry and someone wont let the conversation end

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At Popeyes like …

imsoshive:

Me: Lemme get a 2 piece combo … spicy.

Cashier: It’s gon be ten minutes for spicy, You want mild instead?

Me: 

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emiliogorgeous:

Very Real.

omg yesssssss.

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kingjaffejoffer:

"I’m opinionated! If you can’t deal with that then click the x in the corner"


😂

kingjaffejoffer:

"I’m opinionated! If you can’t deal with that then click the x in the corner"

😂

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